I've sort of talked about this before, when I mentioned that some people can't tell if I'm
dark-skinned or light-skinned, but apparently I look to be of a very indeterminate ethnicity.
This particular post is in honor of the new hygienist at my dentist's office who thought I was part Japanese. I've actually gotten that a few times. It puzzles me, because I don't think I look Japanese at all... maybe it's the dark hair and last name that ends in "i" but doesn't sound Italian or Polish? I've been guessed as both of those before too, though, and lots of others, both probable and improbable. For instance, when I transferred to a new elementary school in the third grade, there were a few kids who were convinced I was a Russian exchange student. Who knows why they picked "Russian," but to be fair, I didn't speak much in class and kept to myself most of the time. That combined with my "foreign" looks and last name may've gotten ideas going.
I had another memorable mistaken ethnicity incident in one of my middle school classes. We were filling out some kind of form that asked for all sorts of personal background information. My teacher glanced at mine, then gave me a weird look and said, "You didn't check Hispanic in the 'ethnic background' section."
Me: "Well, no, 'cause I'm not."
Teacher: "Are you
sure?"
Me: "Um... yeah, pretty sure!"
Teacher: [staaaaare]
Me: "Really. I'm not."
Teacher: "Okay..." [clearly not convinced]
She just seemed to have her heart set on it! Even when I went on to explain what my ethnic background was, she still looked a little dubious. It was very strange. I suppose she was only used to seeing a small range of ethnic groups, since it was kind of a podunk school.
But I don't know, I find it pretty amusing that I get something different from almost every person who tries to guess. (And I also realize I'm fortunate that it's never been a cause for serious trouble for me, especially in this day and age.) Maybe I should do what my dad used to and start giving out random ethnicities every time I'm asked. :D